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Kids' Hoodie - XANAX

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$45.99 USD
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Sometimes, a good SEGA game has the same effect as a prescribed benzodiazepine. Maybe if doctors prescribe video games in the same compulsive way they did with Xanax in the 90's, maybe this would be a happier world.

"Whilw films are a very visual and emotional artistic medium, video games take it one step further into the realm of an unique personal experience"
Jet Li

👾 Classic fit
👾 Vibrant colors
👾 Highly resistant fabric
👾 50% Cotton 50% polyester
👾 Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord
👾 See chart for sizes and care instructions

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