It's Dangerous to go Sober Unisex Tee
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You know it is hard out there. May be you should boost your stats (or boze'em up, whatever happens first) before facing the real world. So, equip this item, crack open a cold one with this very wise Old Man and save the world!
"A sword wields no strenght unless the hand that holds it has courage"
The Hero's Spirit
Classic fit 100% cotton Runs true to size Long-lasting colors Highly resistant fabric Neck label printed on tshirt
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Sizing Chart, Details & Care Info
Depending on what combination of products you purchased your order may arrive in multiple packages. Don't be alarmed if an item arrives a day before the others. We will contact you to let you know if this is the case.
Please, remember every item is custom print specially for you right away after you place your order, so it could take us a couple days before ship your order. We are doing our best to make you happy!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Lenght, in | 28.50 | 29.49 | 30.51 | 31.50 | 32.52 |
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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Men's V Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Lenght, in | 27.72 | 28.74 | 29.72 | 30.75 | 31.73 |
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean
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Boy's Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Width, in | 13.78 | 14.96 | 16.14 | 17.32 | 18.50 |
| Lenght, in | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.47 | 22.05 | 23.62 |
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean
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Men's Tank
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 18.26 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Lenght, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
Solid Colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester), triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean
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Women's Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 15.98 | 17.01 | 18.50 | 19.49 | 22.01 |
| Lenght, in | 25.24 | 26.26 | 27.24 | 27.99 | 28.46 |
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 65% cotton, 35% polyester (Sport grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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Women's V Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 16.73 | 17.48 | 18.50 | 19.49 | 20.51 |
| Lenght, in | 25.75 | 26.26 | 26.89 | 27.48 | 28.11 |
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Black Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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Girl's Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Width, in | 11.50 | 12.52 | 13.50 | 15.00 | 16.50 |
| Lenght, in | 19.02 | 20.00 | 21.02 | 22.99 | 25.00 |
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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Women's Racerback Tank
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 15.00 | 15.98 | 16.97 | 17.99 | 18.98 |
| Lenght, in | 27.48 | 27.95 | 28.46 | 28.98 | 29.49 |
60% combed ring spun cotton, 40% polyester
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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Hoodies
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 |
| Lenght, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester. Special spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extemely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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Zip Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 |
| Lenght, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 29.98 | 30.98 | 30.98 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)), classic fit
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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Cropped Hoodie
| XS | S | M | L | ||
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 25.98 | |
| Lenght, in | 17.50 | 18.39 | 19.29 | 20.24 |
85% combed ringspun cotton, 15% polyester. The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, has a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric,
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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Kid's Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | ||
| Width, in | 16.93 | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.08 | |
| Lenght, in | 21.26 | 22.44 | 24.02 | 25.59 |
50% cotton, 50% polyester. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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Bomber Jacket
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 26.59 | 27.56 | 28.54 | 29.53 | 30.51 |
| Lenght, in | 22.24 | 23.23 | 24.21 | 25.20 | 26.18 |
100% Polyester. This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and resists wind, sun and rain
Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Dry flat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
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Jogger
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Waist, in | 14.96 | 15.94 | 16.93 | 17.91 | 18.90 |
| Hips, in | 18.98 | 20.47 | 21.97 | 23.46 | 25.00 |
| Insem, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.95 | 28.94 | 29.49 |
| Lenght, in | 36.61 | 38.19 | 39.37 | 40.94 | 42.13 |
95% ppolyester, 5% spandex. Soft and lightweight polyester with spandex makes the ideal knit for leisure or activewear
Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not tumble dry; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
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Tee Dress
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Length, in | 33.50 | 33.98 | 34.49 | 35.00 | 35.51 |
| Chest width, in | 17.48 | 18.50 | 20.00 | 21.50 | 22.99 |
100% Polyester. This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
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Leggings
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Waist width, in | 14.53 | 15.51 | 16.77 | 18.27 | 19.76 |
| Hips width, in | 15.20 | 16.22 | 17.60 | 18.98 | 20.67 |
| Outseam lenght, in | 38.62 | 39.02 | 39.37 | 39.76 | 40.16 |
| Inseam lenght, in | 30.00 | 30.00 | 30.04 | 30.00 | 30.00 |
95% Polyester brushed suede 5% Spandex. This extremely elastic and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and has a smooth suede feel and look
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Line dry; Do not bleach; Hand wash.
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Toddler Tee
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | 6T | |
| Lenght, in | 15.00 | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 |
| Width, in | 11.00 | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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